My Rocky Relationship With Ayurveda (And My Hamstrings)

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Yoga mat, turmeric stains, terracotta pot, herbal poultice on wrist, yoga block.
Yoga mat, turmeric stains, terracotta pot, herbal poultice on wrist, yoga block.

Okay full disclosure: my first encounter with Ayurvedic injury prevention yoga was at a yoga retreat where I drank some weird tea and then spent 20 minutes trying to discreetly Google if it was psychoactive. Turns out it was just licorice root, but that’s how clueless I was.

I spent years thinking:

  • “Warm oil massages? Too messy.”
  • “Dosha quizzes? Horoscope stuff.”
  • “Herbal poultices? Probably smells weird.”

Then I pulled something in my shoulder during wheel pose (because apparently 30 is when your body starts keeping receipts), and my physical therapist said the words “maybe stop doing advanced poses like you’re still 22.”

Yoga fail illustration, crow pose, spilled tea, alarmed cat.
Yoga fail illustration, crow pose, spilled tea, alarmed cat.

What Actually Worked (After All My Trial and Error)

1. Learning My Dosha (Turns Out It Explains A Lot)

Took three different online quizzes because I didn’t trust the first results (classic Vata behavior, apparently).

  • Vata (Airy Types): Prone to spaciness and… oh look, a butterfly! Wait why does my knee hurt?
    • Helps: Routine, warm foods, not skipping savasana to check your phone.
  • Pitta (Fiery Types): That’s me – the “why are we resting? I didn’t pay to relax!” yoga student.
    • Helps: Cooling foods, not practicing in a 90° room just to “sweat out toxins” (that’s not a thing, past me).
  • Kapha (Earth Types): The people who actually enjoy yin yoga instead of just pretending to.
    • Helps: Spicy things, dynamic flows, not using savasana as a nap time.

Reality check: I once did two back-to-back power yoga classes to “prove I could.” My muscles didn’t speak to me for a week.

2. The Ayurvedic First Aid Kit I Wish I’d Had Sooner

  • Turmeric Paste: Looks like mustard gone wrong, works like magic.
  • Castor Oil Packs: Stains every towel you own but weirdly helps.
  • Epsom Salt Baths: With lavender when I’m ~zen~, with gin when I’m not (kidding… mostly).

Pro tip: If your Ayurvedic injury prevention yoga oil smells like a spice rack exploded, you’re probably doing it right.

Countertop with yellow powders, ginger, and concerned dog.
Countertop with yellow powders, ginger, and concerned dog.

The Unsexy Truth About Healing

What Nobody Tells You

  1. Recovery takes longer after 30. (My ego still hasn’t accepted this.)
  2. “Listen to your body” is hard when your brain says “but the Instagram yogis do it!”
  3. Sometimes the most advanced pose is knowing when to skip class and take a nap instead.

Last week’s humble pie: Tried to jump into handstand after a week off. My wall and I had words.


Final Thoughts (From Someone Still Learning)

Ayurvedic injury prevention yoga isn’t about being perfect – it’s about being less stubborn than I was. Some days that means fancy herbal compresses. Other days it means admitting that maybe, just maybe, my 40-minute YouTube “yoga for beginners” video shouldn’t have included the words “extreme” or “challenge.”

Try this today: Before you unroll your mat, ask: “What would actually feel good right now?” (Then ignore that voice slightly less than I used to.)


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Helpful Links (Because I Actually Researched This Time):